Discomfort Teaches

I wanted to know my spirit guides but couldn't find them. Then, through a burning bush, the message came to me. Discomfort is my spirit guide. It tells me everything I need to manifest at the moment!

It's not the bad guy as I have always assumed. It is the teacher. No pain no gain. Seek the pain if you want the gain. Seek comfort if you want to Rest In Peace. Do you hear that? Seek comfort if you want to DIE. Be yourself so flamboyantly that you love yourself enough that you don't care what they all think. Bring yourself to the party with your own style, your own quirks. Keep it clean though. You know you like cool & clean; it's not all that hard to be cool & clean, damn it! Everyone does it. It's not a bad thing just because everyone does it! Cleanliness is decorating the body. Even hunter gatherers decorated their bodies in their culturally accepted ways. Conform at least to the minimal standards of the mainstream. Since you're not expending so much energy financing the rebellion, you can use that energy to finance YOUR Self.

Your war on cool is as delusional as the White House's war on drugs. You want to fight coolness so hard because you've placed your bets on rejectness. The white house fights drugs so hard because they also don't want to admit they've lost the bet. The others nominate your coolness, but you don't want to take the title because you might lose it, and that would really hurt. If it's so fake, then why are you so afraid of having it and subsequently losing it?

You look at the olympic athletes' tears of joy and pain as too passionate. They've invested way too much of their soul in a silly 3rd dimensional game. What good is that for them in the higher dimensions? That's the thing, you precocious prick! This is your time in 3D, not 4D. The reason you can't ascend to 4D yet is because you haven't mastered 3D. You hate materialism so much that you're too imbalanced in Tao to move up to the next level.

Go ahead, make my 3rd dimensional day.